You can really write anything on Twitter today and if it is controversial enough, it will make Google News and, if you are lucky, even your local TV evening news. Yesterday, some notes from celebrity single dad Michael Lohan appeared on Twitter, apparently in response to reports that he is $15,000 behind in child support, which could be interpreted as suicide tweets. Lohan was in the spotlight once again, but now that those tweets are fake. Even ex-wife Dina bought the tweets, but asked Michael to drop by with a child support check before a jump from a bridge.

We did not have to wait for this one too long. Dina Lohan, mother of Lindsay Lohan, has some advice for her ex-spouse Michael. Taking your private matters private isn’t such a great idea. Michael’s appearance on the Maury show was also an invitation for Dina to mention that he is six months behind paying child support and that he isn’t quite the dad he is supposed to be. Michael, you asked for this one.

People magazine chased down Dina Lohan on Saturday to see what she had to say about the “outreach” Michael had made on the Maury show one day earlier. It is almost impossible to take celebrity single dad Michael Lohan serious after his talk show performance, but Dina wasn’t laughing. Are we surprised?